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How would you like your wagyu steak sir?

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[DEC2020] When we were issued the stay at home order, I figured it was from the massive snowstorm.

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The sound of My wife crying and sobbing in the living room woke me up at 3:00 am but I went back to sleep

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[May 21] "Mother, may I please leave?" the girl whimpered through tears and barely controlled sobs.

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I was trying to figure out why my twin would be absent at our parents funeral.

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"Yes, we broke the rule and were the first couple to have sex on this planet," I told the doctor while he examined my enlarged abdomen.

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"I can help you lose 5 pounds worth of weight in just 1 week!" I exclaimed to my newest customer.

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In Malay belief, if you saw a ghost near you, thats mean the ghost is far away and vice versa.

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Foot on the brake, got the light, I don’t notice.

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“Break a leg!” I wrote down, and then went to bed.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
How would you like your wagyu steak sir?	5
[DEC2020] When we were issued the stay at home order, I figured it was from the massive snowstorm.	5
The sound of My wife crying and sobbing in the living room woke me up at 3:00 am but I went back to sleep	5
[May 21] "Mother, may I please leave?" the girl whimpered through tears and barely controlled sobs.	5
I was trying to figure out why my twin would be absent at our parents funeral.	5
"Yes, we broke the rule and were the first couple to have sex on this planet," I told the doctor while he examined my enlarged abdomen.	5
"I can help you lose 5 pounds worth of weight in just 1 week!" I exclaimed to my newest customer.	5
In Malay belief, if you saw a ghost near you, thats mean the ghost is far away and vice versa.	5
Foot on the brake, got the light, I don’t notice.	5
“Break a leg!” I wrote down, and then went to bed.	5